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I remember being read this book during some book fair or something in elementry school a long time ago.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--N9klJXbjQ

I'm actually excited to see it.

my parents went out on a date with some of their friends... no big deal... i made some hot dogs for my brothers and went to watch ghost adventures. three hours went by and i felt sleepy so i locked up the house and went to sleep... it was three in the morning when felt something weird in my room. it felt like when you hold your hand over your face and it starts tingling but this was all over my body. i opened my eyes and saw a dark shape at my door. it stood there for a few seconds a started walking towards me... i was about to shit my pants... it stood in front of me and said “move over.” it was my dad drunker than i've ever seen him in my life. he laid down on my bed awkwardly with his feet hanging off and his upper body laying diagnaly across my bed and went to sleep. i was up against my bed post just really confused. i sat quietly debating if i should wake him up or not. i had to pee so i got up and he woke up and i asked him. “dad, what are you doing here?” he was like “oh shit where am i?” and left....................... im gonna move out i just need money.

The funniest thing ever!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Vh9_Hi1kY

I just got a PS3 and have no friends on it if you have one and want to be my friend give me your username the only game i have so far is call of duty 4.

I went to go take my grandma's dog out to poop... i was still in my sleep clothes so i put on my mom's slippers. I was walking around my yard and a million ants crawled up on me and completely owned my feet... it sucked... 






....... I need a job

Yesterday was my last day of work and one of the last things that happened at work was that these two little girls were doing bloody mary in the restrooms lol.... they said they saw her which kind of creeped me out but now i'm unempolyed and looking for a job.

I really dont know what to do for a career anymore, i'm just really confused and i dont know what i'm good at anymore. Sometimes i feel like my life is going down hill... like my decisions, insecurities and bad luck are catching up to me. 

i went to the doctor the other day to talk about my blood work and he ended up giving me these stress pills... 

I thought this was awsome Lmao!!



 

Man i havent written in this thing for a long time.

I had a really strong urge to ditch work today and i did i called in sick.  i drove around for an hour an decided to go to the mall and just look around, ate lunch an decided to go see a movie and saw step brothers it was pretty funny. then went home... pretty uneventful. I think im going to start writing in this thing more. 

and for some reson i have to date all my entries in the year 2016.

go to my show today at peppers at im playing 8.

How Far Will The Acorn Fall?


Sitting under this sky, colored by the setting sun
An oak tree sits in front of me as wise as a father should be;
Waiting for the night to pass and the sun to rise,
Light up the earth as a mother should.

Every leaf is a memory that never will fall;
Every sun ray is her thoughts optimistic to the rain

A mocking bird sings in the distance,
Mimicking the songs of a hummingbird,
As silent as a night wind,

Every thought inside their
Head is how far to fly away from the tree and the sun
Where will they end up?

How far will the acorn fall?

This is what i do when i have too much free time. I write stupid stuff so here enjoy.



6:00 P.M. Mike is in the restroom standing in front of his mirror shaving.

Mike: I’m really nervous about this date tonight dude, I really like this girl.

His roommate Paul steps in the room drinking lemon juice.

Paul: Don’t be dude, everything will be fine. (Gulps down some lemon juice)
Mike: Are you drinking lemon juice?
Paul: Yea, I read in a magazine it increases your penis size by like 2 inches a week.
Mike: What, Really? you’re fucked up. (Finishes shaving)
Paul: Whatever dude, you’ll be jealous when I have a dragon’s dick and you have a fucken maggot in your pants.
Mike: I guess. Dude I’m really nervous and I need to go pick her up already, do you have any advice for me?
Paul: You have just asked the fucken master of women my friend. All you have to do is treat her like a fucken princess.
Mike: How?
Paul: (Sighs) I don’t know. Just open the door for her, tell her she looks beautiful and if she is cold give her your jacket. You know all that gay shit.
Mike: What about sweat problems?
Paul: What the fuck? What kind? Where do you sweat, your hands, your pits?
Mike: My… umm… ass.
Paul: What the fuck is the matter with you, you ass sweating freak?
Mike: Dude! What do I do?
Paul: (Grabs the toilet paper) Here Shove these down your ass.
Mike: Dude this better work.
Paul: If it doesn’t you’re fucked.




Mike is sitting inside the restaurant with the Sara the girl he really likes.

Mike: (nervous) so… umm… what was it you do again?
Sara: I am a teacher. I just told you that five seconds ago.
Mike: Really? I don’t remember saying anything… Wow.
Sara: Are you okay?
Mike: What? Yes of course I’m always cool but it is really hot in here (starts fanning himself)

The waiter arrives at their table.

Waiter: Hello, My name is Marcus and I’ll be yo… (Mike interrupts him)
Mike: I need some water now! I think I’m going to die! I need water! I CAN’T BREATHE! OH MY GOD!
Sara: Oh my God! Are you ok?
Mike: I can’t breathe bitch!
Sara: Okay we are leaving.



Mike’s apartment 7:00 P.M. Paul is laying on Mike’s bed watching T.V. and drinking his lemon juice.

T.V.: Welcome back to World’s Most Extreme Videos. Today we will see a group of dumb asses trying to pet some bear cubs.
Paul: This sucks, where’s the remote? (While looking for the remote he spills the lemon juice all over his bed.) Oops… (He walks out of the room carefree.)

Outside the restaurant Sara is walking Mike to his car.
Sara: (Optimistic) don’t worry a lot of people sweat from weird places.
Mike: I suck.
Sara: No you don’t you are just different and that’s not a bad thing. In fact I like that in a man.
Mike: Really?
Sara: Sure... It’s kind of cold out here.
Mike: You’re cold?
Sara: A little but don’t worry about it.
Mike: No take my jacket. (Feels around his chest and back looking for the jacket. He forgot it.) Oh my God I forgot my jacket!
Sara: Don’t worry.
Mike: No! You need to keep warm.
Sara: Really it’s alright.
Mike: No, No, You need something… I have my… skin.
Sara: What?
Mike: Hold on you will soon be warm. (Rips off his shirt)
Sara: What are you doing?
Mike: Don’t worry you’re worth it. (Starts tearing at his skin.) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sara: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!
Mike: IT’S FOR YOUR WARMTH (He completely rips off his skin.) Here, you can be warm now. (Holds out his skin.)
Sara: YOU FREAK WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU! YOU’RE FUCKED UP! (She runs away scared and screaming.)
Mike: That was such a bad idea. My body is on fire UGH! I CAN’T CLOSE MT EYES! I HAVE NO MORE EYELIDS.

A group of little kids come out of no where and throw salt at him.
Mike: AHHHHHH! I’M AND IDIOT!


Mike walks in his apartment and goes straight to his bed.
Mike: I am so tired. Today was such an awful day. (Falls on his bed and is burned with the lemon juice Paul spilled on his bed.) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY BODY STINGS SO BAD! HOW THE HELL DO I GO TO SLEEP I CAN’T CLOSE MY EYES! UGH!!!!!!!!!

THE END

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Hello everyone

I just got back form my little cousin's birthday(Al's little sister) it was boring kind of.Al's grandma loves to burn the crusts of pizza. anyway al was telling me how ING is so boring and how he actually read a book about this kid being influenced to be in a gang lol. He said it was weird.

Yesterday i had a choir concert i didnt like our part of the show we never sing christmas songs that people know, and the dance moves that we did suked sweaty balls. I was the only one who forgot to button his coat lol. Al was going to go but is not allowed on school grounds:\

I got the worst cramp on my calf thursday night and it still feels like someone charlie horsed me on my claf ugh.i got to fart.

My mom said if i ever get a girlfriend not to makeout with her in public cause it makes her look bad like a slut cause she saw a couple people makeing out after school. so yea. she says a lot of stuff about girls ad how i cant have sex cause i'll get aids. well thats it for now later


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THRA LA LA LA LA LA....LA LA LA LA

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